To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard
this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it
On one hand, it kind of rules to write and produce a big project about how Posting is a closed system that exists solely to propagate itself and cannot be used to create a better world, and then have its thesis proven right when it is time to promote said project.
Periodic reminder that you should listen to Sicko Shock 2, our 6-part audio drama miniseries, a darkly satirical cyberpunk adventure following five forgotten people straining against an evil society in which Posting in law.
It’s good as hell, it is extremely sad but also very funny, and also they win in the end (spoiler but who cares). Sicko Shock 2 would be critically acclaimed if there were people who wrote reviews of podcasts but there aren’t so it’s not
I didn’t write my first non-5e content until December 2022. Less than a year ago! And I spent that time immersing myself in indie stuff and just trying things. Over and over and over. Being a fan of other people’s games, writing fan stuff, then writing my own stuff. It felt gradual and it feels fast and it feels like it will never end and that’s good!
If you’re starting something new and feeling discouraged, please keep going. Look back in a few months and see how far you’ve come and don’t measure that against how far you feel you have to go yet.
also i’ve just started staring at people when they throw tantrums. “SOMEONE SAID THEY STARTED A FITTING ROOM FOR ME.” i just stare. i used to: “of course! what was your name? :) i’d be happy to help you find it :)” but now i’ll wait for them to request something in a complete sentence before i respond. “THERE ARE NO SIZE 25S OUT.” i’ll wait :) “i need a size 25 in these pants please” there we go! :)
LIKE I’M DEALING WITH CHILDREN GOD FUCKING DAMN ITTTTTT
Mattie is caked up but only when it’s funny. If he’s just standing there he’s flat as a board, but if you hit him with a big cartoon mallet he lands in the family guy death pose with that caboose out.
